would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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