The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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