the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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