Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry dstone905 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(916): View more from California

Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?

(760): View more from California

You are my hero

Fav 36 7663 1492
share tweet
(503): View more from Oregon

PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."

Fav 17 6102 1077
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(757): View more from Virginia

we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.

Fav 21 5082 1091
share tweet
(240): View more from Maryland

Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.

Fav 6 3115 1069
share tweet
(630): View more from Illinois

I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night

Fav 8 1503 919
share tweet
(773): View more from Illinois

We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below

(773): View more from Illinois

When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"

Fav 4 2150 907
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(612): View more from Minnesota

You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you

Fav 0 534 409
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(631): View more from New York

I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it

Fav 0 57 8
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(260): View more from Indiana

HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER

(425): View more from Washington

At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.

Fav 0 55 34
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT