It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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