Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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