Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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