Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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