my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
