Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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