So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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