I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I understand Curling. That high.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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