She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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