Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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