This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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