you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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