apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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