Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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