I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
