Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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