i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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