Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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