i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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