Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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