Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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