$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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