so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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