The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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