i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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