what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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