There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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