What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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