Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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