Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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