when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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