it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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