Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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