Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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