so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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