two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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