i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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