Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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