I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I've blown a few things in my day
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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