But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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