yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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