we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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