I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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