And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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