quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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