he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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