Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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